Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
When I read this heading, I took the words "Pig Poker" in a different context. We all have our dense moments, but for some reason I thought of the card game. I was so off. Talk about chocking the sausage. Ba dum dum. (Is that even a term? I don't know, I don't have a penis)
According to IMDB: "Actress Kirsten Dunst hopes she'll rekindle her romance with actor Jake Gyllenhaal one day - because he'll always be the love of her life." Oh, that's funny. I thought you said he was "boring" and a "stay at home guy" while you're an "out on the town girl". I guess you're just going to go out and bang all the actors/boy band members/douche bags you want and when you're done, come running back to Jake. Well you know what Kristen Dunst, we don't want you back. We're fine without you. In fact, we've never been better. So leave us alone, you f*cking troll!!!
Another IMDB gem of a headline: "Campbell Shocks with Drug Confession" I want to know- who did this shock? Who said, "No, not Naomi, a supermodel would never do drugs, not with all that money and pressure to stay thin...I just don't believe it."
I've been oversaturating my blogs w/ my sad attempt at pop culture commentary. I just don't think I have any rants about my sad life left in me. It's time to talk about something important...like TV, or movies, or MK & A...or even Britney Spears. I'm still panicking about my life as usual. I'm so nervous about asking for a raise next month. What if I don't get it? That's a completely possible...possibility. Then what? I'll have to look for a new job, right? I need more money, I'm getting paid in nickels and dimes.
R.
PS. Name the movie from which I stole the title quote and I'll love you forever. Or just say "good job"
5 Comments:
actually, i think it's from Rushmore. never dispute with a bill murray fan.
your blog makes me laugh :)
cheers.
No, it's Donnie Darko. Where the hell would you get Rushmore from?
Hey, hey. Let's not get catty. I don't want any hair pulling, scratching, biting, limp wrist slapping, etc. going on in this blog. So I'll say this: While the answer is indeed "Donnie Darko" I can see how one would think it could have been Bill Murray. But it wasn't. It was some random lady named Beth Grant.
*hangs head in shame*
in my defense, i took heading as title, and referred to the overall title "she's sweet, but she's fucked up".
i believe that is from rushmore.
i haven't seen donnie darko - which i think may be my biggest crime here. yes?
Oh...then yes, you were right. Bill Murray is indeed the man from whose mouth those words spewed forth. Oy, the confusion. Lift your head, there is no longer any shame. But you should check out Donnie Darko. Definitely.
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